The flu

I know that two of my sibling have complained about the treatment of swine flu in the hews over the last few days. I for one love it. I think it is hilarious.

I wish bird flu would make a comeback so that we could hear about both at once.

I especially love the interactive maps.

I mean under what other circumstances can you know exactly how many people have a disease at any given time?

I think the funniest thing is that people react to what they hear on the news. Come on you can't say it's not funny to see people wearing those masks around, and closing schools and all...like I said, hilarious...

But I do think they should start calling it the pig flu instead of the swine flu--more funny

Things I wish I could have seen

I was driving home, talking on the phone to Adrienne. She was distracted, we hung up...five minutes later she called frantic. She couldn't find her keys...I calmed her down a bit, and talked her through it. She was convinced she had thrown them out with the trash. I tried to talk her out of it, but she was insistent. She climbed into the dumpster. In the process of climbing into the dumpster she took off her jacket. When she got out, she realized that her keys were in the pocket of her sweater, and had been concealed under her jacket.

Oh how I love her...I just wish I could have seen it.

Hmm...what does that even mean

I walked into the living room, and Adrienne was watching TV.

"Why did you go to India to study meditation?"

"I wanted to develop a lifelong relationship with the voice I met on the bathroom floor."